Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Age Before Booty: A Shaggy Dog Story For The Ages

"Dad I'm leaving!"
"Son, I don't care if its the Prom. You better be home before 12:00"
"But Dad it ends at 11:30 and it takes half an hour to get home."
"Son I'm not arguing with you. You have to be home by midnight."
"But Dad I have to take Crystal home and..." his voice trailed off.
"Son. She's 17. Her birthday's not till Wednesday."
"I know but-"
"NO. Son, i've told you before. "Age before booty."
THE END.

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