The List Poem: Its a list... AND a poem. At the SAME TIME!!!

The Falcons, the Panthers, Fantasy Football doesn't care! Neither does Sallie, or Sallie, or Hannah Montana. Morgan Freeman is to Alain Bernard as sleep is to quiet time. When I interview the elderly, they tell me of spoons, and sauteed peppers. I hate being marinated at Fantasy Football. I love juice. And by juice, I mean Juicy.