It sounds really cool. But it's not. It actually kind of... sucks.
All day, all night, all my time spent fighting with lords.
They all think they are SO cool, but in the end, they are just,
a huge waste of my valuable time.
But they are not even close to the worst part of my job.
I'd fight with a sith ANY day over meeting with
the STUPID JEDI COUNCIL.
I mean, since Yoda died, there has been no interesting conversation.
AT ALL.
We used to spend half the meetings trying to UNDERSTAND
what Yoda was saying, and then the other half, we'd argue about it.
But now that I took his job, it is unbearably boring.
I just get so ANNOYED. Not even just cause it's boring, but because,
the Jedi's are so dis-orginized! My ex-wife had OCD.
Our house was always neat and clean. When she left to go off with
that JERK Hans Solo, she left ME with OCD.
Now every council meeting, I watch in unbearable silence as the Jedi's,
re-arrange chairs, drool on the carpet, spill food on the floor, and of course,
always leave their braid's slightly to the LEFT. I can barely take it anymore.
But, I guess protecting the galaxy was never supposed to be easy.
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